sutras batardicos (apocrifo)

BATARDA’S VERY OBSCURE SUTRAS (found in a museum store)



1. Counsciousness is the briefing.
2. Knoweldge is random linking.
3. Ideas are delayed (or deleted) beauty.
4. Time is the living target, surrounded by incarnated axioms.
5. Sex is the hot seat of knoweldge.
6. Emergence is extasy.
7. Art makes you tremble secretly forever.
8. Universe is a set of footnotes to some obscure painting.
9. Art enjoys different kind of softwares.
10. Waking art looks conceptual (or abstract).
11. Dreaming art atempts to represent something (stupid!).
12. Unconscious art is merely formal or informal.
13. Art changes – the rule is: why not?
14. Art without atonishment or bliss is bluff.
15. The power of will is the ornement of the next absence.
16. Body is intoxication – everything is toxic. Everything is the body.
17. Living is the colective form of art.
18. Emptiness generates museums. Quite empty museums with crowded stores.
19. Sets of structures generate artistic axioms.
20. Awareness energizes – energy is sexy. Beware!
21. Gods are drugs adicteds – that’s the cause of our existence.
22. What art brings to a place, the rest of nature displaces.
23. Space-tipe is a sexual lake – art explains it better.
24. Mind is a monkey.
25. Mind is a monkey business.
26. Effort leads to sweating.
27. Words don’t have secrets or substance.
28. The emergence of novelty is the womb of history.
29. If you really have seen it, therefore you´r the god of art.
30. Guru is the guy that explains explainisms.
31. Arrows do consciousness better,
32. Art is mind’s body playing oblation.
33. The art market feeds artists stomachs.
34. The extinction of art is good for the museums.
35. The monkey is the self.
36. The self makes sense.
37. The senses make selves.
38. Knowing is branding.
39. Artists are brands.
40. Art is sensing knoweldge.
41. Time changes illusions and delusions into ilusions and delusions.
42. In the end the body is endless transformation. So is art.
43. Dissolution in reproduction smels like victory.
44. Politics of power are the hope to fit in a museum forever.
45. The spontaneity of the viewer arises more and where art works are.
46. Autorship is the perfect role for the lonely self.
47. The stage of art doesn’t recognize the players.
48. Spectators are post-poned authors.
49. Inteligence gives us extra-powers and makes purity irrelevant.
50. Creativity is art at last.
51. Here or there, my dear, is better than somewhere.
52. Different positions do it better.
53. Pay attention to simple forms.
54. Be friend of complex processes.
55. The world is the last fashion of nature.
56. The deadline is wrong because artists are lazy.
57. Good breathing gives better critics.
58. We become more and more like ourselves.
59. Conversation is the comerce of powerless mantras.
60. We stay and go. Things are passing by.
61. Our universe is the freedom of having great rules. Our role is of being incarnated wit.
62. Pain and pleasure are puns.
63. Play fictions. Become free. Share your creativity.
64. Every link is an extra bonus.
65. Again and again, art – lost in awareness.